I Need to Talk to You

“Neil, come in here, I need to talk to you,” demanded my daughter.

There are several interesting things at work here. One, nobody in my nickname happy household calls me by my first name. Two, neither I nor my wife have started calling to her from other rooms claiming that we “need to talk” to her. And, three, she still wears diapers… so where in the heck did this come from?!!